The Magnificent Mr. Floyd

Floyd Mayweather jr. is the most prestigious fighter on the face of the entire multiverse for having faced a googleplex of best fighters throughout the history of his own life- from the crib to his future death bed. Floyd has been fighting all the smaller kids in his neighborhood since he learned how to walk but he was already punching smaller babies before he learned how to walk and talk; and one can only predict that when he becomes old and senile he will punch his nurses and fight everyone in the retirement home below his weight class. Floyd came from a family of boxers that roamed the face of the universe for a gazillion years much older than the age of the sun itself, coming from another planet, they arrived on earth from DC-8 like spacecrafts and was partly responsible for the behaviour of Tom Cruise in the Oprah show. Everyone in the welterweight division has been ducking Mayweather jr. and will not pay him 99.9% of the revenue, the only payment he deserves for being undefeated and being the biggest cash cow in the history of boxing and professional wrestling since Rocky Balboa. Floyd Mayweather will forever be the best of the best of the best in the genius minds of his 1000 billion fans from all the galaxies of this universe and their counterparts in the parallel universes of the entire multiverse, who know everything in boxing because each and everyone of them has spent day and night studying boxing while the rest of the multiverse did other meaningless things.